So we went out fishing again tonight, me and petrolhead friend.
There is a lovely piece of river on the other side of the village, with a small field you have to cross to gain access.

We park the car up on an unused dirt track - a man appears.

Man: "Excuse me, can i help you?"
Me: (to mate) "here we go"
Me: "No you cant, thanks."
Man: " This is a private driveway, you'll have to park somewhere else."

We mumbled, but decided to give the wanker a chance, so we moved the car about 150yds up the road, outwith the access gate...

Man - Now shouting: "Hey, you cant park there."
Me: "Its public ground you moron what are you babbling about?"
Man: "Your poaching arent you"
Me: "Poaching? with fishing rods? You poach with nets, and no, we are not."

Man starts to stride over, i could sense he was wanting confontation - so i lost the rag.

Me (walks towards him pointing finger): "Listen you fucking idiot, the car stays here, and we, fish at this part of the river. Any more of your shite and your wife will need to get some poachers to net your fucking corpse from the river. Go back into your poxy fucking house and stay there, Its cunts like you who are ruining this place with your tin-pot rubbish. While your at it, you might want to know Private land on the basis of trespassing does not apply on our side of the boarder (he was English) and we operate on the basis of Right to Roam, you may want to look it up.

Man (obviously starteled) Turns round and walk off.
End of.

So perhaps he is calling the Police as we speak, lmao - or perhaps planning on moving house.

I have nothing against good, hard working people of any nationality but most of the English we get up here give you lot a bad name. You really need to put a lid on these cunts and take them for attitude re-adjustment before you let them move up here. lol

Anyway, we caught fuck all in the end despite my brilliant closing paragraph to the idiot.

Bah!
Small minded degenerates, nothing better to do than try to spoil an innocent fishing trip.

Cunt.

Cheers all
Brendan.