There is a magical place..

Another weekend down the tubes, or not.
For the great one is off work tomorrow due to an English bank holiday! Get in.

Aside from English women who's accents i like, the English claim to give so much to this country - but in actual fact, you give us Fuck all.

- The Oil is ours
- The inventions are ours
- You are hated worldwide

The list goes on, i suppose the fact that wherever you go in the world, the English are hated is your own fault really. History has a lot to do with it i guess, but whenever im overseas i dread bumping into an English couple at the bar "Oh our house is worth this much, we drive this" so on and so on.

I find Scottish people (albeit in this country absolute wankers) conduct themselves with a lot more humbleness when away from home, plus the fact the whole world loves us.

Anyway, this rant is due to the amount of English tourists in this area right now, you cant enter a bar or eatery anywhere without them talking their balls about how 'back down the road' things are much better (weather, no midges etc).

WELL IF IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD, DON'T COME UP HERE - BECAUSE WE SURE AS HELL DON'T WANT YOU.

I mean, i'll even give you a wheelbarrow, a bag of cement and 500 tonnes of breeze blocks to build the fucking wall back up on your way over.

If you are offended by this, please, by all means, come up here and you can lodge a complaint with me personally, and after it - i'll lodge a broken corner of paving slab into the top of your head. :]

lol, comical rant over.

This weekend i had a quiet one indeed, i cut the grass - and took the ST out for a mother of a thrashing.
I ordered myself a new mobile as well, i felt the need to splash out on something techie - i went for the Nokia N95 8GB, which is rumored to be the best camera phone on the market with 5MP resolution and Carl Zeiss lenses (spelling?).

This should keep me occupied for about a week, and theres always eBay after that.

I've been playing the Xbox most of today also, adourning the online community with my presence and quite frankly, excellent skill for the game of COD4, i was a bit rusty at first but after the first hour i was back up to speed, splattering heads all over the place while cackling at the telly.

Combine that with my club-spec hifi loaded with Dolby 5.1 surround running through fibre optic cables, and it sounded like i was in a warzone too.

So thats about it, Go loud or go home you son's of bitches.

Brendan :]

P.S - I watched the movie 'Knocked up' and nearly died laughing, i hate comedies, but that was as fucking funny.