Cheers! - Enjoy...
1. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
lol - NO.
2. How often do you wank?
Every time i need one
3. Where do you wish you were right now?
In the seat of the new Mercedes SL63 AMG
4. Were you in love with the first person you slept with?
Hell no, Hell fucking no... if you could have seen her. Urgh.. lol
5. Do you have any guilt inside of you?
None - What is guilt?
6. Have you ever wished anyone dead, however brief?
Absolutely - every day of the week, and most people.
7. Assuming you HAD to be, would you rather be a colour, smell or sound?
A bassline to make your ears bleed, 33HZ baby!
8. How and when do you imagine you are going to die?
I dont like that question actually, feels like im tempting fate with the 8 answers i wrote and then deleted. scary stuff.
9. Do you think love is forever?
I think so if you meet the right person, otherwise its just something you think your experiencing.
10. What is your worst fear for your future?
I fear not what comes to me.
11. Do you LOVE anything about yourself? If so, what is it?
My ability to drive with extremely high skill, at extremely high speed.
12. Would you lie if you KNEW you could never get caught?
Depends - Murdering someone, Yes. Lying to woman about being to the pub, No.
13. Could you have sex knowing someone could hear you?
Yeah, but id put a sock in her mouth. lol
14. What, if anything, do you do to make people do what you want?
Thump them, ok ok maybe not - Stab them...Ok ok im kidding, Kill their friends.
15. How many times, if any, have you lied answering these questions?
A shovel is a shovel with me, if you dont like it, Fuck off.
Ok Cunts, this foul mouthed maniac is getting sleepy.
Meetings tomorrow - Argh...
Lets do it.
I would hope it would be a clean sock!