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    Things that annoy me...

    There are things in life that annoy me, not trivial things like road rage, jobs and suchlike, i mean things i will never see or know the answer to.

    This fucking enrages me, because i want to know, for sure - not in theory what would happen in certain situations or what things would be like, let me compile a list of these things:

    1. What does an atom look like? i want a photo, but this will be impossible as atoms are smaller than waves of light that we would use to see them, plus - try to find a camera with a shutter speed of an orbiting proton. No.

    2. What would happen if i walked into a black hole?
    3. What would happen if i time travelled backwards and cut down a tree?
    4. Whats really under the sea? (we have only explored 7% of the ocean although it covers 75% of Earth)
    5. Will humans still be around in 3000 years? (im thinking no, as population is increasing exponentially)

    6. Neptune is obviously a party planet, why cant i go there?

    7. Aliens, is there? Are they cool? Do they like cars? lol

    All 7 of these questions annoy me, becuase i'll never find out the answers.

    What a cunt! I'm not exactly asking for much.

    Cheers fuckers..
    Brendan :]

    Oh, and 3 days to go until Creamfields.
    FUCKING GET INNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Ahem.

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    • Tuesday, Aug. 19, 2008 @ 09:25:13 pm

    With you on all annoying questions...tried Bill Bryson...he just makes me more confused.
    Enjoy Creamfields matey!
    You were...indeed...born for this...J

  • I'll put u out of ur misery right:-

    1. . Thats what an atom looks like!
    2.U would get sucked in.
    3.U woulld cut down a tree.
    4.Water.
    5.Well we won't be here, so what the fuck does it matter. (expotentially..Oh get u, did u eat a dictionary for ur breakfast)
    6.They are choozy who they let on Neptune.
    7. Yes there is and why would they like cars? They have fuckin SPACESHIPS! ya numpty.
    :)) :)) :)) xxx

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